Epstein Air Freshener – Funny Car Accessory That Didn’t Hang Itself
Epstein Air Freshener – Funny Car Accessory That Didn’t Hang Itself - 2.75'' × 4'' / Rectangle / Black Ice is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Epstein Air Freshener – Funny Car Accessory That Didn’t Hang Itself
Not Just Merch — It's a Statement
Bold, comfortable, and built to last — every piece represents the WiseNuts mindset, on and off the mic.
Description
Description
Transform your commute with a car air freshener that says what everyone’s thinking — and smells better than the official story. The Epstein Air Freshener combines bold humor with three iconic scents to keep your space fresh and your passengers slightly uncomfortable.
Choose from New Car, Pine, or Black Ice — each one delivering a clean, lasting scent with a twist of dark satire. Printed with “This Air Freshener Didn’t Hang Itself” under Epstein’s image, it’s more than just a scent — it’s a conversation starter, a social litmus test, and the funniest thing in your vehicle.
Perfect for politically aware drivers, gag gift lovers, or anyone who thinks too many questions still don’t have answers.
✅ Product Features
- Available in New Car, Pine, or Black Ice scents
- Durable, double-sided design with bold print
- Made from high-quality 80 pt. paper board
- Hangs easily from rearview mirrors, office spaces, or dorm rooms
- Makes a sharp gift for Christmas, birthdays, or lowkey troublemakers
| 2.75'' × 4'' | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 2.75 |
| Height, in | 4.00 |
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