Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Eye Chart T-Shirt – Funny EYE TEST Parody Tee, Bold Conspiracy Statement Shirt for Men & Women
Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Eye Chart T-Shirt – Funny EYE TEST Parody Tee, Bold Conspiracy Statement Shirt for Men & Women - Solid Black / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Eye Chart T-Shirt – Funny EYE TEST Paro...
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Description
Description
Turn heads and spark conversations with this bold parody tee. Designed to look like a DMV eye chart, it spells out “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” in classic optometrist-style lettering – a clever nod to one of the most talked-about conspiracy statements.
Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, this unisex crewneck shirt is soft, lightweight, and perfect for all-day wear. The minimalist design makes it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or a casual jacket, while the printed eye-test graphic ensures you’ll get a laugh (or a nod of agreement) wherever you go.
Whether you’re into dark humor, love a good conspiracy theory joke, or just want to wear something that gets people talking, this shirt is a must-have for meme lovers and truth-seekers alike.
Perfect for casual outings, parties, podcasts, or as a unique gift for friends who love controversial humor.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Side seams provide structural support and shape retention
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Light fabric makes it suitable for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
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