No Excuses for the Way I’m About to Behave T-Shirt – Funny Unisex Tee, Bold Statement Shirt for Parties, Drinking Nights, and Wild Vibes
No Excuses for the Way I’m About to Behave T-Shirt – Funny Unisex Tee, Bold Statement Shirt for Parties, Drinking Nights, and Wild Vibes - Solid Black / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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No Excuses for the Way I’m About to Behave T-Shirt – Funny Unisex T...
Not Just Merch — It's a Statement
Bold, comfortable, and built to last — every piece represents the WiseNuts mindset, on and off the mic.
Description
Description
Get ready to stir things up. This shirt says what everyone else is thinking:
“There are absolutely no excuses for the way I'm about to behave.”
Whether you’re headed to a party, planning to make questionable decisions, or just embracing your unfiltered self, this shirt lets the world know—no apologies are coming.
Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, it’s lightweight, soft, and designed for comfort, chaos, and laughs. It’s unisex, true to size, and fits like that one shirt you never want to take off. Wear it out, wear it loud, and let your energy do the rest.
Perfect For:
- Bachelor/bachelorette parties
- Drinking nights
- Weekend hangouts
- Concerts, comedy shows, or podcast tapings
- Friends who always "go off the rails"
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Side seams provide structural support and shape retention
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Light fabric makes it suitable for all seasons
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
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